Welcome to the forum where you can ask—without anyone knowing who’s doing the asking (by way of a randomly generated screen name and password)—the difficult and embarrassing questions that would shame a Sailor.

Simply go to “Register” in the menu bar and the system will generate and return your private-access login credentials within 48 hours.  Then, you can check the “Ask! Anything!” widget on the homepage to see the response.

Note that registered members of FPA are given a randomly generated screen name and password so that they may post without concern that others will know their identity.